re: prisoner status

This is a communique from the Workers' Revolutionary Association of Grant MacEwan College. This is a final message regarding prisoner #230019976, Christopher D. Chanter. Since the ransom demand for about $3.50 has been rejected and no more attempts have been made to save him, we will be sending him to our gulags for work detail. On Sunday, November 13, 2005, he will be sent to work for our affiliated faction, the University of Northern British Columbia, where said work detail will commence until we deem him fit to return to productive society. We regret that you were unwilling to negotiate on his behalf, and it is because of this unwillingness that such harsh punishment is necessary. Remember, it would have only cost you about $3.50.